Action Comics (1938-) #4
Back when Superman had nothing better to do than make sure college football was fair and square.
Good grief, this issue is all over the place.
A car hits a pedestrian.
Superman ignores the pedestrian to save the driver, whose car convenient stalled on the railroad tracks.
Superman saves the driver… but he dies from a heart attack anyway.
Superman jumps on the train (because… why?) and overhears a college football coach being corrupt.
So to expose him, Superman KIDNAPS AND DRUGS a player from the team and uses make up to look like him. Pretends to be him and becomes the star player of the team so the corrupt coach will try to get to him.
This is just wild.
wtf did I just read ?!