Need Some Advice? Ask Dr. Harleen Quinzel Herself!
Hey there DC Universe puddins!! Harley Quinn here to give you all the AMAZIN’ advice y’been searchin’ for all yer dumbass lives! Go ahead an’ spill all a’ yer troubles in the comments below, an’ I’ll getcha set up real nice advice-wise in my own weekly column, comin’ soon to this cute li’l site’s News page!
- Ever wonder how ta get that crush a’yers ta notice ya?
- Or how ta get yer folks off yer back?
- Or how ta make the best breakfast sammich ever?
An’ hey, look – yeah, I’m a psychiatrist with an MD, but it ain’t my fault if ya don’t get my advice right, okay? Y’gotta take RESPONSIBILITY for any crap y’get yer own sorry asses mixed up in. I’m just dishin’ it out, but no way I gotta clean up your messes, got it? Good! Then let’s get started, wha’dya say?