Dear Dr. Quinn,
What is your professional opinion of what to do if a 8-10 year old see his parents shot in front of him?
Dear Dr. Quinn,
Hello Dr. Quinzell. I don’t know much about you, except that you’re a psychologist. I am too. I have trouble telling the truth, but that’s a lie. Sorry. I don’t know how to relate to people. Someone will say hello to me, and one moment I want to kiss them, the next moment I wonder how they would look strapped to the back of a rocket.
I really am a nice guy. I open doors for people. I pick up things they drop. I can’t always help it if the door slips out of my hand just in time to knock out a tooth or two, or if I trip and that item I picked up gets jammed into their mouths. It just happens
You have beautiful eyes. I like eyes. They are so colorful, round, and moist. That reminds me. I have something on the stove. I must go. I don’t know if I really need any help or not, but your late father once suggested I see you.
Have a fun day.
I plan to.
I’m not Dr. Quinn, but I think a loaded shotgun would come in very handy in this situation. Hope I helped.
Hey, Doc? I got’s problems. People think that I’m a “ninja,” who speakers Russian and rights in dwarvish. Can you tell me what I am?
As a fellow crazy person and romantic I was hoping you could help me out. How do I flirt with people? I don’t know what I’m doing and I get so nervous around attractive people that I just end up either staying quiet or making a fool of myself. I’d appreciate any advice you can give on the subject.
Woot!! She answered me. I like her advice actually. As crazy as it seems, I think writing my own comic and self publishing would be very beneficial. I think I should have specified that I wanted to get in with DC by writing scripts for TV and film, not comics. Still, I’m glad she replied and I got some interesting and useful advice. I should make my own comic.
What’s Up, Doc?
So, here’s the problem: I’ve got a cousin getting married in a couple of months, and we’ve never been close. He grew up rich, I didn’t, and we’ve never been able to relate to each other as a result. We’re close enough to the wedding that I thought I wouldn’t get invited, and I was relieved. But he just asked for my address, so I think an invitation’s coming after all, and in his world, invitations always come with a +1. Not only am I not seeing anyone, I don’t date. I don’t even believe in romantic love, so I don’t really want to start either. But I know it’ll be some scandal among the extended family if I come alone, so what am I supposed to do? I have friends I could ask, but they don’t really believe my attitudes towards love—they think I’m trying to cover up a crush on them—so I don’t expect them to say yes.
Anyway, sorry for the long message. If you’re kind enough to help, feel free to edit this however you need.
(Potentially) Aromantic Po’Boy
For an art class project, I painted this wicked horror portrait of a vampire teddy bear with glowing red eyes standing over a dozen pretty broken dolls in a dark playroom. The teacher said it was unnerving, but I got a good grade and took the painting home to hang in my room. Lately I’ve been hearing the teddy bear vampire’s voice in my head, commanding me to drink absinthe. I have no idea where to find good absinthe. Any advice?
Hello Dr. Quinn,
I’ve been missing my ex lately, I ruined things between us. Any advice to get over someone?
p.s. : I’m such a big fan of you and what you do! You and your comics have helped me with a lot, when I’m feeling down they’re right there to cheer me up! So thank you so much for that.
I miss my ex a lot. Her parents (not so) subtly pulled her out of our school to break us up. I’m still pretty young but I’m pretty mature and was fine with it up until I saw her on TV. What do I do whenever I see her commercial?
Hey Harley, I have a crush on this guy, but he’s dating another girl. The thing is, he admitted to having a crush on me too over text, and now we never talk about it! I don’t know what to do, if you could help me out, that’d be great
I’m so obsessed with hitting the like button so many times a day, should I keep hitting many likes I can or limit myself? Thankyou.
A couple of months ago I got out of a relationship with who I thought was my soulmate. We clicked on every level. But, she ghosted me, stole some things from me, and started claiming I cheated on her and physically abused her (both of which I would never do). So I don’t have any connection to her anymore. Couldn’t care less about her, but now I am single and looking again. Problem is, I seen too just feel numb when talking to most women…
Is there a reason for this? Or am I just insane?
Dear Dr. Quinn,
I have been rather reckless with my money lately. Any advice?
Which one do you like better, the bat or the mallet?
Your #1 Fan
@afscarpino sorry for your Lose it sucks I lost my Mom unexpectedly last October. It is
Still hard but time does help you feel better.
Big fan! So I have not been in a solid relationship for years (or technically ever) and feel a little lonely because of it. I’m not sure about when to fully ask someone out and by the time I feel comfortable with someone, they have moved on or don’t like me in the same way. What should I do about this?
Thanks Dr. Quinn!
As you know love is a messy area, and I feel that every turn i take is met with rejection. But I met this gal and I think she’s special and I want it to work out. So I guess my question is how?
Love and kisses,
Dear Dr. Quinn,
Big fan but also wanted to get some career advice. Graduating high school, I wanted to be a psychologist but I also wanted to be a writer. I am a writer, but now I’m regretting that path and have debating going back to college to do what I wanted to do in the first place.
My husband left me for someone else how do I get revenge and get over it?