DC Dad Jokes

Why didn’t Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate all the worms!

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What do Jason Todd and a drunk bird have in common?

—— They both spent too much time with a crow bar

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That made me laugh!!!

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What did BatCow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime!

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Got any more @RubyL ?

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I don’t have any more dc ones I can think of… What do you call a singing necromancer?

A ouija bard

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at Metropolis High?

It’s fine, he woke up.

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Batman and Robin were trying to use the Batmobile, but it wasn’t working.

Did you remember to charge the battery?” Batman asked.

Robin asked, “What the hell is a tery?”

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hahaha

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Kid: Make me a sandwich!
Zatanna: Er’uoy a hciwdnas!

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Hahahaa I get it lol! That’s a good one!

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I find it hard to believe that so many people with powers are evil. Personally, I’ve never metahuman I didn’t like. (Credit)

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What superhero hits the most homeruns?

Batman!

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How many capes crusaders does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They like it dark!

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Once upon a time a dad and his kid finished reading a comic. The dad stood up and said, “Son, turn your night light on. it’s going to be one Dark Knight.”

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Hah!

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Superman can fly, but…Clark Kent.

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My wife just told me I’m too immature…I told her to get out of my fort.

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“Knock knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Earth’d.”

“Earth’d who?”

“No, I’m from Earth-14, actually.”

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