DC Dad Jokes

Two men walk into a bar in Gotham…

…The third one ducks.

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Stolen from a panel that @CountMacdaft posted in the Out of Context Chaos! thread:

What do you call Batman insurance policies?
Dark Knight Returns

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Hey guys! I’m back! Thanks for all the likes on my last posts in this thread, got me a badge.

Next one:

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Poison Ivy once told Harley Quinn that people who sell meat are disgusting. Harley responded that people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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Angry vegetable?

Steamed carrot.

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How many Bat-family members does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: None. The Bat-family isn’t afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a bar and says “ow”. - Batman in The Batman

I just cannot relate to DC. They never have any problems. It isn’t “infinity problem”, “problem on infinite earths”, “identity problem”, “heroes in problem”. See? No problems.

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Okay, riddle me this: what never works after its been fixed?

A jury!

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Why can’t Nightwiing get a girl?
Cause he is such a Dick!

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This thread needs a revival.

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What does the Penguin do when the Iceberg Lounge gets damaged?

Igloos it back together.

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Couldn’t Agree more! Bring on the Jokes!

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Why does Batman always drop a batarang when it’s coming back to him?

Because his dad died before he taught him how to catch.

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:joy:
I laughed at this one way to hard.

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ha!

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I know it’s way past April Fools Day, but I just thought of this joke. What do the Assassin’s Creed, Jedi and Batman all have in common?

Their love for the cape and cowl! :smirk:

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I just used this one in the Everybody’s got the jokes blog community page, but I might as well. What do you call a fan of the Red Hood?

A Toddler

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Why doesn’t Flash eat at Taco Bell?

It gives him the runs.

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These made my morning… I’m easily amused :joy:

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Hey guys… I know this isn’t a joke, but does anyone know how to make a new thread thing?

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