Two men walk into a bar in Gotham…
…The third one ducks.
Two men walk into a bar in Gotham…
…The third one ducks.
Stolen from a panel that @CountMacdaft posted in the Out of Context Chaos! thread:
What do you call Batman insurance policies?
Dark Knight Returns
Hey guys! I’m back! Thanks for all the likes on my last posts in this thread, got me a badge.
Next one:
Poison Ivy once told Harley Quinn that people who sell meat are disgusting. Harley responded that people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Angry vegetable?
Steamed carrot.
How many Bat-family members does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None. The Bat-family isn’t afraid of the dark.
A man walks into a bar and says “ow”. - Batman in The Batman
I just cannot relate to DC. They never have any problems. It isn’t “infinity problem”, “problem on infinite earths”, “identity problem”, “heroes in problem”. See? No problems.
Okay, riddle me this: what never works after its been fixed?
A jury!