Two men walk into a bar in Gotham…
…The third one ducks.
DC Dad Jokes
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Stolen from a panel that @CountMacdaft posted in the Out of Context Chaos! thread:
What do you call Batman insurance policies?
Dark Knight Returns
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Hey guys! I’m back! Thanks for all the likes on my last posts in this thread, got me a badge.
Next one:
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Poison Ivy once told Harley Quinn that people who sell meat are disgusting. Harley responded that people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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Angry vegetable?
Steamed carrot.
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How many Bat-family members does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None. The Bat-family isn’t afraid of the dark.
A man walks into a bar and says “ow”. - Batman in The Batman
I just cannot relate to DC. They never have any problems. It isn’t “infinity problem”, “problem on infinite earths”, “identity problem”, “heroes in problem”. See? No problems.
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Okay, riddle me this: what never works after its been fixed?
A jury!
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