DC Dad Jokes

Two men walk into a bar in Gotham…

…The third one ducks.

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Stolen from a panel that @CountMacdaft posted in the Out of Context Chaos! thread:

What do you call Batman insurance policies?
Dark Knight Returns

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Hey guys! I’m back! Thanks for all the likes on my last posts in this thread, got me a badge.

Next one:

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Poison Ivy once told Harley Quinn that people who sell meat are disgusting. Harley responded that people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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Angry vegetable?

Steamed carrot.

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How many Bat-family members does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: None. The Bat-family isn’t afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a bar and says “ow”. - Batman in The Batman

I just cannot relate to DC. They never have any problems. It isn’t “infinity problem”, “problem on infinite earths”, “identity problem”, “heroes in problem”. See? No problems.

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Okay, riddle me this: what never works after its been fixed?

A jury!

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