lo siento Al,
What’s that glare? Wear a hat!
You seriously still working for that old crazy dude?
You sacrificed three+ promising careers to dust a giant penny?
I know you think you’re funny, but dry, sarcastic wit is probably not appreciated by Batsy.
You are really great at raising kids! There’s the brutal, depressed billionaire, the guy that got shot in the head and homeless by choice, the guy that got killed and PTSD, the guy that can’t get into college because of his career, the girl that can’t speak or get a friend, the kid that has attitude issues bigger than Lex’s IQ, the kid that got his parents Jokerized, —oh— and your daughter you didn’t know about who vanished after a Gandhi impersonator with blue skin decided she wasn’t important to the plot. —oh— and they are all depressed, brutal, criminals with no more enemies than friends.
You know you could use a vacuum instead of a feather duster right?
P.S. (Tom King’s run on Batman spoiler) Sorry I couldn’t make it to your funeral.