How has the Martian Manhunter not done any kind of add for Oreo Cookies?

The Martian Manhunter’s love of Oreo cookies has come up in another thread. Which got me to thinking…

How has he never done an add for Oreo cookies? Seriously not even a printed add… how has this never become a thing that he did? Oreo is missing out.

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Are the really Oreos? I know about Chocos, those look more enrobed sugar or shot cake cookie enrobed in choclate

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He has been doing them for decades.
He shape shifts so you can’t tell it’s him.

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I think at least in JLI it was Oreos.

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I like dogwelder9’s idea. In every Oreo ad of the last few decades, it’s J’onn J’onnz.

If he loses an audition, he just shows up on set, goes up to who beat him out, pulls a Martian deal like (to quote the song Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys) “a pinch in the neck from Mr. Spock!” and presto chango, gets the gig afterall.

He’s known for accepting cases of Oreos in lieu of money as payment for his work.

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I like that too @Vroom… it’s my new head cannon.