Operator: Thank you for calling JL Help Line, this is Maddox, how can I help you?
Customer: frantic Oh my god! Please help! S-send somebody, anybody, my daughter is trapped in our apartment building! Your people are fighting in the streets and some douchbag who calls himself Booster Gold snatched me from the building but didn’t grab my daughter! Please send someone I```
Operator: I completely understand your concern and how frustrating that can be. I will do the best I```
Customer: raises voice Can you just send some one?! My daughter is still in the building! Your people are so stupid and I wish I never moved here! You’re supposed to save us not```
Operator: Excuse me sir, please do no refer to us as “stupid” or I’m afraid I will have to disconnect this call. Now, to move forward, do you have Catastrophe Pro Support?
Operator: empathetic tone Oh sir, I regret to inform you of this. But by looking up your account from the number you are calling on, your coverage has expired. I can send a JL onsite assistant who has unbreakable skin that can retrieve your daughter.
Unfortunately the wait time for us to Zeta beam one of our agents is 30 minutes and```
Customer: Are you @#$%! kidding me?! raises voice My… DAUGHTER… is```
Operator: Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to lower your voice. I do apologize for the inconvenience. I do have your credit card information on file. If you would like to expedite catastrophe assistance processing, I can follow through with a small fee of $100. We can Zeta beam someone in your location. But I cannot guarantee ```
Customer: Just send someone! Do it! I don’t care! Hurry up!
Operator: Understood sir. Your account has been charged the amount of $100. You will get a confirmation email regarding your inquiry. And as always we do thank you for contacting```
customer disconnects call
If Justice League had a call center help line and charged insurance to people in order to pay for the city damages. What do you guys think? What are the different types of coverage that you think they would have?