‘‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all throughout the Waverider
Not a soul was stirring
Not even a Legion of Doom fighter.
The magical talismans were hung by Constantine with care
Lest magical creatures beware.
Sarah and Ava were all snuggled in bed
While dreams of Lotus flowers dancing through their heads.
And Mick with his beers and Ray in his lab
Had just started z’s to grab
When Gideon yelled out
“There is an anomaly to fix”
Everyone stumbled to the bridge
“I hope I can hit something “ said Mick
As he wrinkled his forehead ridges
At that moment a man all dressed in red
Appeared inside the ship
Nate immediately turned to steel
And punched him in the lip
It was when the invader reeled
Everyone gasped when they saw
The intruder of whom they were wary
Was dressed in red and fur trim
And looked a lot like Gary.
“Ouch that really hurt”
He then explained that Santa Claus
Had sent him to give gifts to the Legends
For although they break a lot of laws
They are still good.
As he left their sight he exclaimed
“Merry BeeboMas to all
And to all a good night.”
Ah so that was the anomaly to fix…
Merry Christmas to my Legendary Island of Misfits!