🎄Let’s Make Some DC Holiday Carols🎄

Happy Holidays All!

With the Holiday Season drawing near I thought we should have some fun.

So why don’t we help spread that cheer by making some of our own DC holiday carols.

All you have to do is get any holiday song you know and make it into a DC one. It came be seriously funny or all out insane.

I’ll start and place one of mine below.
Can’t wait to see some of yours.

Enjoy and :christmas_tree:Happy Holidays​:christmas_tree:

:notes:It’s the most DCiest time of the year
Kid Flash is time traveling
And the other speedsters are standing in fear.
It’s the most DCiest time of the year

Batman’s not having fun at all.
With the Robins arguing and Catwomam stealing
Zatanas magic ball
Then there’s Giganta is standing at 30ft tall.

Green Arrow the one hosting
Mouths burning and roasting
From his Chili you know
There’ll be Savage’s stories
Of tales of the glories of
Empires long, long ago

It’s the most DCiest time of the year
Enchantress is glowing?
And Grundy is moaning
With Harley spreading that Harleyday cheer
It’s the most DCiest time of the year

Lex Luther is boasting
Superman is roasting
Him right through the window
Constantine has ghost stories
And Wonder Woman tells of
Battles from long, long ago

It’s the most DCiest time of the year
There’ll so much heroing
And villains aren’t foeing
When everyone’s hear
It’s the most DCiest time
Yes the most DCiest time
Oh the most DCiest time
Of the yeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!:notes:

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I’m dreaming of DC Daily,
Just like Mods use to know,
Where Sam write Harley
And Amy is laughing
To make a fans really happy

I’m dreaming of DC Universe,
With amazing Community board I find,
With @Applejack office hour
And @Pretty.Poison.Bombshell watch along
To make a fans really happy to write!

:santa::penguin:Merry Christmas!

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Need some help finishing this, so be Berlin to my Irving and use the wiki tab to edit, add whatever

:snowflake: To the tune of Silver Bells
Silver Swan, Silver Swan
It’s destruction time such a pity
Ring-a-ding, hear her sing
Soon it will be revenge time

Gotham villains, evil villains
Dressed in macabre style
In the air there’s a misting of terror
Joker laughing, Scarecrow gassing
Terrified smile after smile
And on Gotham street corners you fear

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@Reaganfan78 awesome carol.

@msgtv I think this will do. Nice carol

Silver Swan, Silver Swan
It’s destruction time such a pity
Ring-a-ding, Hear her sing,
Soon it will be revenge time

Tons of street fights, lots of street fights
Bleeding dark red and more
As Catwoman rushes home with her treasures
Hear the sirens go, see heroes fight there foe
This is villainies day
And amidst all this chaos you hear

Silver Swan (With her talons and claws)
Silver Swan (Is screeching with no pause)
It’s destruction time such a pity
Ring-a-ling, it makes you shed a tear
Hear her sing, you hear it everywhere
Soon it will be revenge time

Gotham villains, evil villains (Silver Swan)
Dressed in macabre style (Silver Swan)
In the air there’s a misting of terror (It’s destruction time such a pity)
Joker laughing, Scarecrow gassing (Ring-a-ding)
Terrified smile after smile (Hear her sing)
Very soon it will be revenge time

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@NYJt3 by golly we’ve got a hit I tell ya, it’ll be on Tops of the Pops by New Year

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-the tune of the most wonderful time of the year-

It almost lobo’s favorite time of the year!
All the bounties are yelling, and the main man is fragin’ them all!

It’s the best bounty hunting time of the year!

There will be crowds for fragin’ and makin’ the money is all that he carrrres!

Cuz it’s the main man’s favorite part of the job
Leaving the messes for someone else’s pests-es,
there will be scary lobo stories of things that happened years ago!

Its almost lobos favorite time of The. Yeaarrrrrr!

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“Yeehaw! It’s Christmas!”, starring and sung by Lobo.

:notes: Dashing through the stars!
Fraggin’ bastiches to make some bread!
I ain’t all that well-read, but I’ll come to your world and cover it in red!
Afterward, I’ll shove your guts into jars!

Yeehaw! It’s Christmas!

Ho, ho, ho! Hi, I’m Lobo!
If you don’t like me, you can blow me or get lost!
I’m such a good bounty hunter that nobody balks at my asking cost!
During the holidays, I run specials, Joe!

Yeehaw! It’s Christmas!

I’ll pump naughty motherfraggers full of alien lead,
Then it’ll be time for me and my gal to break the bed!
Far as I see it, The Main Man’s comin’ out ahead!

Yeehaw! It’s Christmas!

If some kid sits on my lap, I’m going to shut their whiny trap
While I secretly lament the loss of Takron-Galtos’ only Gap
That kid might cry, but do you think The Main Man gives a crap?

Yeehaw! It’s Christmas!

Ho, ho, ho! Hi, I’m Lobo!
Space dolphins are the best, to hell with the rest!
By the by, I’ve got a hairy cheeeessssttt!
You try to roast my chestnuts, and I’ll rip out your guts!
They’ll make for a swell improvised Santa hat, Pat!

The name’s Lobo, not Irving Berlin,
If you don’t like my Christmas song,
Well, you’re just wrong!
Excuse me Ray, while I tap dance with Danny ■■■■■■■ Kaye!

Now, ■■■■ off Clyde, it’s time for my holiday ride!
Ho, ho, ho! Hi, I’m Lobo!
Don’t you fraggers confuse me with TV’s Sherrif Lobo!

If you do, I’ll come down your chimney and eat your crummy cookies, while drinking milk that’s no tastier than Mothra’s silk!

On my way out, I’ll grab your Christmas goose, and sure, it’ll go to my caboose!
You make a crack about my @$$, and I’ll see to it you run out of gas!

Yeehaw! It’s Christmas!

Happy fraggin’ holidays, motherfraggers! :notes:

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Jingle bels batman smells
Robin layied an egg
The batmobile lost 1wheel
And the joker got away

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Awesome carols all.

Seeing that lobo theme in a few. They seem they’d fit him perfectly.

Also can’t go wrong with a classic @eyehartepic.31373

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Have yourself a merry little Crisis
Let alll do right and fight
Next year all our Worlds will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Crisis
Let the heroes show diversity
Next year all our Earths will be gone away

Once again as in Silver Age
Happy Silver Age of old
Fearless heroes who are dear to us
Will be near to us no more

Someday soon we all will fight together
If the Monitors allow

Until then we’ll have to muddle through somehow

So have yourself a merry little Crisis now

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Awesome carol @TurokSonOfStone1950
A great tune perfect for the crisis season.

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Thanks

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So who’s gonna tackle Grandma Got Run Over by a Speedster?

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In the eye glass shop today, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer comes on and I’m thinking
Kal el got run over by Brainiac,” then stopped cuz that’s just terrible

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:sweat_smile: that’s what makes it fun! But my sense of humor is a little twisted

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@CynicalPink could think of speedsters but how about this one.

Robin got run over by the Joker
Walking home from patrol Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as vengeance
But as for me and Batman we believe
He’d been waiting so impatient
And we begged him not to go
But him had to go and prove
himself against his mentors greatest foe
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He had tire marks on his forehead
And incriminating spray paint on his back

Robin got run over by the Joker
Walking home from patrol Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as vengeance
But as for me and Batman we believe

Now we’re not so proud of Batman
He’s not taking this so well
See him interrogating then all
Bashing heads to make this Clowns life a living hell
It’s not Christmas without Robin
All the family’s dressed in black
And we just can’t help but wonder
Is he going way to far
On this attack (this attack)

Robin got run over by the Joker
Walking home from patrol Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as vengeance
But as for me and Batman we believe

Now the villains are afraid
Of both the Joker and the Bat
But now the Bat is even worse
And will break there bones til the dust They warn there friends and partners
Better watch out for yourselves
The clown should have never
Hit the bird
And laughed it off

Robin got run over by the Joker
Walking home from patrol Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as vengeance
But as for me and Batman we believe

Vengeful Batman
Robin got run over by the Joker
Walking home from patrol Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as vengeance
But as for me and Batman we believe

Merry Christmas

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@NYJt3 I legit laughed when I got to the “Merry Christmas” after how dark the rest was. Tysm for writing it!

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No problem.

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“Hark!” sings angel Zauriel.
Etrigon now scoffs from hell.
Constantine, teamed with the Spectre,
Faces off with Lucifer.

Swamp Thing joins with all the green,
And Zatanna fights the fiend.
JL Dark, with righteous pow’r,
Saves our Yuletide in this hour.

Love from Deadman and from Dream!
Season’s greetings to DC!

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