And how the heck do you choose? Table manners? Least homicidal? Who do you pick to sit with in the Arkham Asylum cafeteria?
Clayface probably, we’d just act out scenes from movies while he transforms into any character he wants. Then troll the guard’s and stuff.
I would go with Selina Kyle. She seems like a cool person to have a conversation with over lunch.
Penguin, as he could be least homicidal. Crime boss, dresses well, and should have good manners.
The Ventriloquist, but only if he doesn’t have Scarface with him. Generally non-homicidal and pleasant person on his own.
I would eat with Bane. Then we could blow up Todd afterwards.
I’d seek out one of the cold fish: Slade, Deadshot, Penguin, etc.
I’d go with the Riddler, not super violent and I think he’d appreciate being able to use all his old riddles again on someone who hasn’t heard a lot of riddles
Plus, if you know some, you just got a new friend who actually likes you.
Killer Moth, duh.
-The Moth Family
Whoever’s gonna give me some of their tray…
Man give me your fruit cocktail!
@AquamonC137 Taking food off of a villains tray? Brave soul you are!
@AnonymousHQ I couldn’t sit there watching him eat raw fish!
@JordyTHF I could see sitting with the Riddler, I love me some good riddles.
All of them except
I’ll go with Mr. Freeze. At least he won’t have a way to freeze me during lunch. He might attack my eyes with ice cubes. But I don’t mind.
I’d definitely sit with The Riddler.
I’d probably sit with Kirk Langstrom. What can I say, I’d love to converse with a guy smart enough to successfully turn himself into a bat-person.
I would probably sit with Riddler, as a character I prefer Joker, but on the other hand, riddles are a pretty good way to pass the time (Also, Joker is much more psychotic).