POLL: Would you Rather? DC Anti-Hero/Anti-villain Edition!

Would you rather:

  • Dropkick Lobo’s Dawg into next week and…. :scream:
  • Break The Red Hood’s ‘No Children’ rule and get hunted down by the deranged vigilante. :fearful:

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i have to kick a dog or destroy a child???

…who’s the child?

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Let’s assume they’re the sweetest and most innocent child in history, one currently offering a free box of girlscout cookies. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

No easy outs, I’m afraid!

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I can’t choose!

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Dang, Zatanna got merciless for this one…

I guess if I absolutely MUST pick, it’ll have to be the Lobo option. His dog can probably survive a kick, whereas the Red Hood option means you have to murder a child. But then again, there’s that ominous ellipsis at the end of the Lobo option. “And” what??

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This hurts so much, but I’m going to have to say Lobo’s “Dawg.” Thank you @Aylex for giving a logical reason. I also am concerned about the “ominous ellipsis.”

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If Red Hood is after me, than I hafta kill 'i, which would anger Supesy, instead of annoying him.
If Lobo is after me, and I kill 'im, Clark’ll never know. Plus, that means more time for me.
Also, Lobo is annoying. “Main Man this, fraggin bastitch that”. He took all the fun outta the Anti-Superman Gang (worst name ever. Thanks Luthor.)
So, yeah, he deserves a kick in the dog. Kltpzyxm!

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Kick a Dog or obliterate a Child.
I’d dog could recover from a kick but I don’t think child can recover from obliteration.

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I’m very impressed that this community is more concerned with the crime they’d have to commit, rather than the rage you’d face from Lobo or The Red Hood. :smiley:

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We’re all upstandin’ folk here. I think part of it is that facing a punishment is easier than committing an offense. At least, it is for moral people.

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Well either way your kind of dead so it all about how you want to be remembered. As the person who kicked a dog or obliterated a kid.

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Yeah I’m in the same boat. Lobo would be a nightmare but the idea of harming a child is way less scary to me. I’d take a beat down over harming a kid any day.

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Yeah, I’d have to go with kicking a dog. I love dogs, but I’d join RH in hunting someone who would harm a child.

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:trophy:

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I mean, it’s his dog, not his dolphins…I think I may be okay there.

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That dog is mean. That kid isn’t. I’m dead either way.

“Take that Dawg!”

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I think people actually chose the red hood one, wowzers

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You kidding? Foot would shatter like glass if I tried to give Dawg a kick.

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If I plan a careful ambush for when Jason catches up to me, and make sure that the child is Damian, I can kill two birds with one stone and drastically improve the quality of the Bat-Books in a single move. It’s a worthy sacrifice.

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Nah, then you just get Batman mourning and going crazy for another 10 issues of several different series.

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