Puns So Good Nightwing Will Cry 🤣😂🤣

Here is a thread for just making puns. The only rule is if your post doesnt have a pun please share your favorite dad joke.
Here we are all Jokers of all trades, and masters of Pun! No pun too cringy no joke too dad.

To start off @TheWifeOfJasonTodd is my significant otter, together we will go on a ship to otter space where we will spread these wonderful puns amongst the stars

Now please spread the laughs to make our third favorite robin proud. :rofl:

Edit:i regret nothing

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When it comes to puns we are absolute Titans, we ain’t Robin from nobody. Who needs a Nightwing man when you got the Cobb Squad on your side, we drop bars faster than the Joker, just ask Jason.
We spent so long Raven about how Beast these puns are we will Starfire them left and right.

Editor’s note: I respect Nightwing fans, but this post was approved by @ToddishJayson.

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Throw Joker in the trash and tell he was canned

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Butt Nightwing’s butt is legendary?!

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Idk about this seems a bit fishy, i mean im all for canonizing any of the three jokers but the real question we must ask is which one we plan on putting in the bin.
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I mean he would like everyone to think so with how much he shows it off butt that might just be his ego showing through lol

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Butt remember, it’s canon that the butt has names… seems pretty legendary to me :woman_shrugging:

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The answer is obvious, throw in the one that’s the most fishy with schemes that causes Harley to grasp on straws and possibly go out on a joke! :wink:

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I’m sorry, I wanted to contribute something but ended up drawing a blank. I will be checking back to see what’s new. Hope this will blow up.

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Nothing wrong with that, im hoping this blows up bigger than the warehouse Jason was trapped in… wait that might still be a bit too soon. Oh well cant make a red hood without cracking a few bones :bone:
puts crowbar away :bomb:

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It’s okay, good puns and Dad jokes take some real time to put together (trust me, I’m even trying to put together more).

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Hey the lazarus pit can put anyone back together, just may be missing a few marbles when all is said and done.

Wait now how are we gonna play marbles?!?!?

Darn i didnt think this through :thinking:

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Lol, no you didn’t :laughing:

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But that’s okay, sometimes it’s hard to avoid loopholes. Being witty can be really super if you know how to do it right, even if you need a bit of practice to master this power. Once you get the strength of humor, you can easily fly puns easier and possibly run them faster than the flash :sunglasses:

(LOL, I tried :sweat_smile:)

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Please anyone who posts here remember this ONE THING!

All puns are welcome, wether groan inducing, laugh out loud, or just meh.

Puns are the building blocks of humor, nobody started coming into this world drawing mozart on a computer they built from sticks and mud.

Just keep doing what you are doing and have fun!

P.S. NO I DONT KNOW HOW TO COUNT APPARENTLY

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So basically regardless of how good or bad a joke may be, we should just wing it and have fun? Alrighty then! :sweat_smile:

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@DickGrayson_TheBoyFriendWonder I have summoned ye

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@ToddishJayson, “canned” as in trash can and a euphemism for fired

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When it comes to puns, all I can think about is my username. I spent way too much time coming up with it.

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Puns, Arkham’s Greatest punishment.
:joy:

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