Greetings Plebs and Plebettes,
It is with a heavy heart I must inform you I need bid you adieu (for now).
I will not bore you with all the details, but a deal went horribly wrong with the Joker, and, well, long story short, his silly henchmen now want me dead.
But rest assured, I will return for more fun and frolics when the dust settles!
Don’t let your minds get too soft, now. Those henchman are a dull lot, and easy enough to thwart. You will not know when or where I will pop up, but when I do, you will want to be sharp.