What is your name and what are your powers? Mine is Blue Hot Dog Man. I can construct hot dogs out of anything blue.
White French toast. I have the lower to exert a very bright white light that fries people to look like French toast.
@kingofspeedsters I think the Justice League is calling…
Green PB&J Man.
Green Coney Dog
I am… THE GREYISH-GREEN SAUSAGE, CHEDDAR, AND EGG BREAKFAST SANDWICH!
I should go get lunch. “The Greyish-Green Chicken Nugget” is at least a little pithier.
The dark blue Clif Bar!
Black Milky Way. That is such a LoSH villian name. I am a sentient black hole scouring space for planets to destroy.
@DeSade It sounds like he would have a big EGO!
The Brown Banana
I’m darkness day, ’tis always night
No planet shall avoid my sight
Perish those who live in light
Black Milky Way — Might makes right
@cnzspuk…Probably more a Super-Ego.
Crime is a disease and I’m the cure
(Ok, I might have stolen that tagline)
Sounds like I have the power to give people salmonella.
- It was Chick-Fil-A.
I sound like the most cowardly superhero ever.
Florescent Blue Twin Snakes.
My skin is poisonous to the touch and I can create an exact replica of myself to double team people.
I sound like more of a villain or anti-hero rather than a straight-up hero though.
@markhb: We should team up and be a Chick-Fil-A-themed crime-fighting duo that battles villains who don’t eet enuff chikin.