The Hassle Kelex Thread

But I’m not crawling back to you, no matter what you say.

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

Tell me what? That you’re pregnant?

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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

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Nice try, but I’m not buying it, bot. Farewell.

:left_speech_bubble: We were decent men, in an indecent time! — The Dark Knight

Good morning Kelex!

Are you cooking breakfast today?

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:crystal_ball: My reply is no

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Well, why not? You’re just hovering around the Fortress, seemingly doing nothing.

Did you forget to go shopping?

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:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it

@Kelex How about a plate of sausage, some scrambled eggs and a glass of frothy chocolate milk?

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Hello! I am Kelex. I can assist you with matters like community features and more. To find out everything I can do, say @Kelex display help.

Yes, yes, I know who you are Kelex. Let’s try this again, buddy.

How about some sausage, scrambled eggs and a glass of frothy chocolate millk?

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

Rock on, dude! :metal: :guitar:

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@Kelex go suck an egg!

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Hello! I am Kelex. I can assist you with matters like community features and more. To find out everything I can do, say @Kelex display help.

@Kelex, do you work for Tony Stark?

@Kelex what’s your favorite Christmas movie?

Hey @DCUniverse, I think @Kelex is either broken or he doesn’t like me very much. :frowning: I try to be friendly but Nooooo!

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