We just had the sexiest, now I present the Ugliest (or least sexiest)! Who will win? Is it Dr Phosphorus? Humpty Dumpty? @TheBatmanofNML? Time will tell!
I’ve never read anything with him in it, but isn’t Johnny Sorrow’s deal that he’s so ugly it kills anyone who looks at him?
- Johnny Sorrow
- Animal-Vegetable- Mineral Man
- Professor Pyg
- Doll Maker
They all say that at first…
(Thanks for the blind vote of confidence though:)
Bizarro Nightwing am ugliest!
What do you mean, bro? I’d go for that.
TBH, I think Superman is the ugliest man in the DCU.
Here me out: Any s*x appeal is covered by his God-complex. Seriously. He is an alien who has almost unlimited power and feels the need to save everyone. That is NOT sexy.
Lex, is that you?
No, it’s Amber. But seriously!
Other than looks he is f***ing scary, and even intercourse is risky.
After Injustice, I can’t even think he is sexy.
Does he really have a god-complex? He has a compulsion to save people, which practically every superhero does. He doesn’t think of himself as a god, and he doesn’t usually let his powers blind him.
Technically, it depends on continuity. For me, like I told Assassin, Injustice ruined ANY appeal Superman had. Honestly, he would scare the !@#$ out of me as a partner.
Also, Darkseid has a face made out of rocks. Shouldn’t he be under consideration. And what about Kalibak? Or Anti-Monitor?
- Doctor Sivana is all creepy and gobliny
- Two-Face is pretty obvious. But the other side of his face isn’t too bad.
- Mad Hatter has those gnarly teeth, along with just being a grade-A creepazoid.
- Joker’s teeth look like they’ve been soaking in plaque for months, and he’s all gnarly and jackal-esque
- Firestorm is a young guy and an old guy stuck together, so that brings up all kinds of questions.
- Lex Luthor. He’s bald.
- Sinestro’s head is oddly pointy.
- Larfleeze is…well, he’s Larfleeze.
- Black Mask has that creepy mask stuck on his face.
- Wildcat’s gotten so many hay-makers to his face that it has to be all kind of messed up. But honestly, he’s probably kind of proud of that.
My good @HubCityQuestion, you have forgotten the most ugly of all the DC characters.
Some of these are planned for upcoming stages! (thanks for adding a few though!)
- Dr Sivana
- Darkseid (a.k.a. “Herman”)
- Harvey Bullock