Hello once again, WTFers! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and I’m back with another thrilling installment of WATCHALONG THURSDAY FUN*!
@biff_pow died of a fatal spaghetti slipping incident, but as he was bleeding out on the floor with a colander on his head, he told me “BatJamags… You must… host… the watchalong…”
Something like that, anyway. I wasn’t really paying attention. But I was paying attention when I created this new, improved, and not-discriminating-against-mountain-time edition of WTF!
Previously on Doom Patrol, Supergirl sacrificed herself to defeat the Anti-Monitor! Rita started a Suicide Hotline! Hammerhead sucked! Penny Farthing was sorry about it! Cliff spilled toxic ketchup on himself! Larryj’s name retained its ambiguous pronunciation!
And now, the thrilling conclusion…
Whatever it is…
What, do I look like a frickin’ fortune teller to you, huh? Do you think I know when this cult stuff ends? Well maybe I do, but you sure ain’t figurin’ it out without watching the thing.
How do you join the noble cause of WTF? Click here to find out!
When 2019-12-13T01:00:00Z rolls around, you get a gizmo. Not like a short guy with a jetpack, like a computer or something. You bring up the episode we’re gonna watch, and you watch it. Then you take another gadget, but not like an inspector, like a phone. And you bring up DCU on that gadget and say witty things in the replies to this topic while you watch. If you’re not feeling witty, that’s OK. I’ll be here, so I can be witty for you.
*WTF may contain adult content. Viewer discretion is advised. May also contain children and inanimate objects. Viewer eyes are advised. Prices may be slightly higher in Alaska and Hawaii. Side effects may include itching, sneezing, burning, melting into a blob monster, headaches, and Golden Globes. Do not take WTF if you are suffering from radiation burns or multiple personalities. Ask your doctor before trying WTF. BatJamags Enterprises is not responsible for injury, death, lost or stolen property, brain transplants into robot bodies, lawsuits, power suits, card suits, self-suits, Zoot suits, delicious fruits, sprained ankles, or demonic eyes appearing in the sky sustained as a result of WTF. Always wear appropriate protective butt printers and foot bazookas while using WTF. Offer void in Utah. By participating in WTF, you consent to final and binding arbitration in the state of Delaware or on the moon as a resolution to all legal disputes between you and BatJamags Enterprises. The views expressed herein are those only of WTF’s contributors. BatJamags Enterprises does not endorse any such statements. And if you buy TODAY, you don’t get a SECOND WTF ABSOLUTELY FREE! But it would be pretty sweet. Anyway, the show gets pretty intense, so cover your eyes, kiddos.