What CAN'T Superman lift?

A very large bag of cooked spaghetti?

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A sleeping bag filled with magic oatmeal! Or a magic sleeping bag filled with regular oatmeal.

P.S. I always forget that low-quality posts are against the rules. I’m sorry, mods! I’m doing my best!

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Most of the time he can’t lift his own series’ sales numbers

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@Awesome_Squid

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The hopes of Raptors fans.
Go Bucks
Fear the Deer :deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::deer::badger::beer:G

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A teddy bear with kryptonite stuffing

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A boulder of kryptonite

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I don’t know, he once lifted California back onto the San Andreas Fault.

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Thor’s Hammah ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

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He is more than worthy of lifting Mjölnir.

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Is he really though? After becoming the villain in Injustice, I don’t think so.

Batman on the other hand…

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He has lifted the hammer before. So has Wonder Woman.

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Deeeeeeez nuutttsss🤣

So sorry…

I’ll see myself out👋

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A greased up watermelon would probably be hard for anybody to lift

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Batman reads this, panics, builds a Bat-greased-watermelon-lifter

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@TornadoSoup

Thor is Mahvel

Superman is DC

But there is a discussion on ComicVine on the topic of why he couldn’t. According to my calculations, the reasonings was kryptonian hemorrhoids.

See here for more info my tomato juice lovin brother:
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/thor-153/why-superman-will-never-ever-be-able-to-lift-thors-405572/

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@Gibbyhertz

Check this out. Apparently Supes lifted it in Avengers/JLA #4. I just googled, it haven’t actually read it

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Here’s WW lifting the hammer too.

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Here’s the original Superman page, with dialogue, for context