Who Would Win? Lego Batman vs. Bat-Mite

Welcome to our speculative stadium, where legends duke it out and winner takes all! All what? No one knows! We’re just here to have fun!

It’s my brother’s birthday today! So I thought I’d do a tribute to one of his favorite DC characters and properties: Lego Batman!

To combat the comical and absurdist Lego Batman, I had to find someone who could have a fighting chance against The Greatest Detective. Of course, who better than his number 1 fan, Bat-Mite?

Which of these sometimes corny, sometimes capable bats would win in a fight? Give us your reasoning and vote, below!

Lego Batman vs. Bat-Mite

  • Lego Batman
  • Bat-Mite

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Happy Birthday Bro! Sounds like bat mite has the upper hand on this one tho.

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Hey there BestBeastBoy! :sunglasses: :+1:

Happy Birthday to your brother! :tada: :birthday: :partying_face: :batman_hv_5:

Definitely quite the task of deciding between Lego Batman and Bat-Mite… :thinking:

Knowing that Bat-Mite is a fan, it might give Lego Batman the upper hand… Plus, how could one contain the confidence and aim of Lego Batman as seen below? :smile: :superman_hv_4:

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Lego bman because Will Arnett and hilarious bits.

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Lego Batman all the way! :batman_hv_1:

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Happy birthday to your brother!! I voted Bat-Mite. As much as I can’t stand that little twerp, his near-endless knowledge of Bat-lore and extensive magical abilities make him an adversary that often hilariously inept Lego Batman wouldn’t stand a chance against. That would be an amusing face-off, though!

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All good points! Loving the gifs, too :rofl:

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:birthday:Happy Birthday​:birthday: to your brother.

I’ll vote the mite because he can bend reality and LEGO can not.

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Lego
any day of the Brick.

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LEGO Batman doesn’t lose! Lol.

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I think that’s exactly why he would lose. The Lego Batman Batman was introduced in the Lego Movie. In that film, he couldn’t compare to the protagonist. Without spoilers, that Batman was nothing but annoying.

While Bat-Mite is also annoying, he is from the 5th dimension. He can annoy Batman and temporarily distract him from his mission. That in itself is a huge accomplishment.

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On paper, Bat-Mite is far more powerful than practically any version of Batman. But his Batman fandom would keep him from really hurting any incarnation of his idol. LEGO Batman would bully him into submission.

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Isn’t Batmite on par on slightly lower than Mr. Mixyesspitlick?

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I’m torn between them both!
Lego Batman can win by continuously rebuilding himself, but Bat-mite could win by getting him cancelled!

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That is true @Pollster… Although, what would happen if Lego Batman shared with Bat-Mite his theme song? :thinking:

I imagine Bat-Mite would be so overcome with the urge to share it with the rest of his dimension becuase of his fandom. That would cause him to promptly leave and so Lego Batman could get back to his missions ensuring his victory. :batman_hv_2:

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I was literally about to say the same thing

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He is! But his weakness is that he’s a HUGE fan of Batman. He could never hurt him! (At least, not on purpose.)

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Like he summons a cat who battles and beats the legos.

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Batman

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Bat-mite’s such a fan, he would probably play with Lego Batman too roughly.

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