The Most Excellent Adventures of Starfire and Raven Throughout Time
“Watch out, Kori.” Raven created a large dark force field to repel the massive death rays attacking them.
"We have to get out of here, said Raven
Raven concentrated and created a massive teleport for herself and her friend.
The next thing she remembered was the two of them awakening on.a hillside full of grass.
Kori said, “This place stinks.”
Raven sniffed the air. “Oh Azarath. I think I teleported us back in time. To the Middle Ages.”
“Can you teleport us Back? Our Friends are in.Danger.”
“Too exhausted. It’s going to take time for me to recover.”
“If we are the stuck here, I better learn the language.” She walked toward a handsome heavily muscled peasant tending the fields.
Raven said, “There a nobleman over there, on horseback. He will be much more intelligent.”
“And Arrogant. Do I do the telling to you of who to kiss? The peasant is quite good looking. And why would I want a big talker, always telling me what to do and say.”
“I just mean the arisiocrat is more like Dick Grayson.”
Kori glared ar Raven “Exactly.”
“I will see you on.the morrow.”
“Go play with your boy toy, warrior princess.”
In the morning Starfire said, " As near as he could tell, it is about 1428. France is fighting England and losing badly. The heir to thr throne, the Dauphine, is in exile. The French are rallying around a young waif of a girl. I was thinking you could put the girl in a deep sleep and give me the illusion.of the girl. I lead the army to victory. The Dauphine goes to.Paris. We go home."
And that was what happened.
Unfortunately after Kori and Rachel left, allies of the English captured Joan and put her on trial for witchcraft, of which there was ample evidence. The poor girl was burned alive at the stake.
Starfire and Raven teleported to another time and place.
The clothing of the people was much more modern but not quite
A glance at a newspaper showed they wore in.Belfast, in 1911. The newspaper headline was of the Maiden Voyage of the Titanic
Kori said, “I loved the movie.”
“But the ending wad sad.”
They.looked at each other. “Let’s fix that.”
Soon.they creaed numerous small holes on the bottom of the ship which would ensure the ship sank before it received its first passenger
Then they teleported again.
They had spent several days in 44 BC Rome before the Time Police caught up with them.
They were told they couldn’t just save thousands of people. Their continued existence would have a profound effect on World War I, the Great Depression and World War II.
“Do you know how much work we had to do in secret to rectify your efforts And what are you interferring with now?”
“The assassination of Julius Caesar.”
“How do you even know about that?”
“I can read. I read the play by Shakespeare,” said Kori.
“We have peeled a lot of grapes together. I find him a marvelous stateman, the greatest of warriors and a superb lover.”
Raven said, “Leave me out of this.”
Kori said, "Anyway we are Julie’s bodyguards. No harm will come to him.
“NO NO NO. The world will be unrecognizable if you.two accomplish that.”
It took.a lot of details before the Time Police convinced Kori and Rachel to leave Julius Caesar to his fate.
The two boarded the Time Ship.
Next thing they knew they were back in.Titans Tower
Gar Logan kept going on and on about how the team searched for them.and then giving up and eating rhe pizxa without them.
The thing was, both Kori and Rachel remembered eating the pizza, months ago.
A time paradox?
To address was where the time jump had first occurred.
It was time to close the time loop.
Both Kori.and Rachel knew they would take out the thugs with the death rays first.
Then time would return to normal, right?
But that is another story.