Your Favorite DC Quotes for the New Community Bot to Say🤖

As some of you may have heard, our New Community launching in the near future will have a bot that helps guide you through the functions of the forums. We have affectionately dubbed it Kelex thanks to a public vote, and Kelex is very excited to get started!

One of Kelex’s many functions is that he will speak a quote when prompted. And we want to program him metal mind with all sorts of DC goodies!

So- What’s your favorite DC quote you’d like Kelex to say? It can be from a movie, a comic book, a TV show, the works- the sky is the limit! Post your suggestion in the comments below, and you just might find yourself being reminded of it when you need it the most.

Our gracious automod, Kelex, awaits your instruction!

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Up, up, and away!

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PING!

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“I’m you worst nightmare.” Batman, Batman: The Animated Series “Pretty Poison”

Also obligatory request for “I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman!”

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*Your, not you.

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I second PING!

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Tell me, do you bleed?

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Well done, old chum

Adam West Batman 66

Meow

Catwoman

Only love can truly save the world

Wonder Woman

We are all on the same team

Superman

Booyah

Cyborg

I am on my way

Beast Boy last line of TV series

Evil beware. We have waffles

Nobody goes in my room

Dont make me send you to another dimension

Raven

I do not seem to understand you

Starfire.

Titans GO

Robin

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Shazam, but only if you include a gif of him turning into Shazam

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I think any time someone says “I swear to God”, we should get a “SWEAR TO ME” in response.

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MARTHAAAAAAAA

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“In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil’s might,
Beware my power: Green Lantern’s Light!”

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“Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed”

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“I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me.”

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I’m batman
Hail Hera
Be back in a flash
Why so serious
I could’ve just peed on it(Whenever a solution is offered)
Holey Moley
I dislike crime (Batman the brave and the bold)

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“The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called ‘aglets’. Their true purpose is sinister.”

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OutRAGEOUS!

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“Uh… half.”

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Fun! These are all movie and TV based.

Superman: The Movie:

-Jor-El: “The son becomes the father, and the father…the son.”

-Jonathan Kent to Clark: “You are here for a reason.”

-Lois: “Anymore at home like you?”
-Clark: “Uh, not really. No.”

-Superman: “Easy miss, I’ve got you!”
-Lois: “You’ve got me?! Who’s got you?!”

-Lois: “Who…are you?”
-Superman: “A friend.”

-Lois: “That’s Clark nice.”

-Perry White: “I tell ya boys and girls, it’ll be the biggest interview since… well…since God talked to Moses!”

-Otis: “Hi Mister Luthor!”

-Lex: “Do you know what other people would pay for a Park Avenue address?”
-Miss Tessmacher: “Park Avenue? Five feet below it?”

-Miss Tessmacher to Superman: “Why is it that I can never get it on with one of the good guys?”

-Superman: “Don’t thank me, we’re all part of the same team!”

Superman II:

-General Zod: “So, this is planet Houston.”

-Zod: “Why do you say this, when you know I will kill you for it?”

-Zod: “Kneel Before Zod!”

-Superman: “General, would you care to step outside?”
-Lex: “Superman, thank God!”

Batman:

-Batman: “I’m Batman!”

-Joker: “This town needs an enema!”

Batman Returns:

-Catwoman: “I’m am Catwoman! Hear me roooaarr!”

-Bruce to Alfred: “Who let Vicky Vale into the Batcave? I’m sitting there working, then I turn around and she’s standing there. ‘Oh, hi Vick. Come on in’.”

Batman: The Animated Series:

-Batman: “I am vengeance! I am the night! I am…BATMAN!”

-Tony Zucco: “Batman’s the dark angel of death!”

Batman Forever:

-Two-Face: “Another day of wine and roses, or in your case, beer and pizza!”

-Bruce Wayne: “I would ensure that what happened to me would never happen to anyone else ever again.”

Batman & Robin:

-Alfred: “l’ll cancel the pizzas!”

-Bruce (to Dick): “So I’m asking you, friend, partner, brother: Will you help me now?”

-Alfred: “We’re going to need a bigger cave!”

Superman: The Animated Series

-Dan Turpin to Darkseid: “This is our world! We’re not giving it up without a fight!”

Superman is standing in front of Dan Turpin’s tombstone.

-Superman: “In the end, the world didn’t need a super man. Just a brave one.”

Superman is on Apokolips, fighting Darkseid.

-Superman: “That’s for Dan Turpin!”
-Darkseid:“Who?!”
-Superman: “The good man that you murdered!”
-Darkseid: “A pity. If I had known the death of one human would cause you so much agony, I would have killed more.”
-Superman: “MONSTER!”

Batman Beyond:

-Mr. Fixx: “You’re pretty crazy for some clown dressed up like Batman!”
-Batman: “I AM Batman!”

Smallville:

-Lana Lang: “So what are you, man or super man?”

-Lex to Clark: “Our friendship will be the stuff of legend.”

Batman Begins

-Batman: “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”

-Gordon: “I never said thank you.”
-Batman: “And you’ll never have to.”

Justice League Unlimited

-Superman to Darkseid: “What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am.”

-Wonder Woman: “And the adventure continues.”

Superman Returns

-Superman: “I’m always around.”

-Jimmy to Clark: “How pissed do you think Superman would be that Lex got out of prison because Superman wasn’t there to testify against him?”
-Clark: “Alot.”

-Perry White: “Great Caesar’s ghost.”

The Dark Knight

-Batman: “One man, or the entire mob? He can wait.”

-Gordon to Harvey Dent after Batman has disappeared: “He does that.”

-Joker: “Uh, half.”

-Harvey: “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

-Two-Face: “We were decent men, in an indecent time!”

Green Lantern

-Hal Jordan: “There’s water…in the tap.”

-Sinestro: “A sword. How human.”

-Hal Jordan: “In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might beware my power, Green Lantern’s LIGHT!”

The Dark Knight Rises

-Alfred: “I’ve buried enough members of the Wayne family.”

-Bane: “You came back to die with your city.”
-Batman: “No, I came back to stop you.”

Man of Steel

-Lara: “Make a better world than ours, Kal.”

-Zod to Superman: “Where were you trained? On a FARM?!”

-Superman: “You’re a monster Zod, and I am going to stop you!”

-Perry White: “Lois Lane, this is Clark Kent. He’s new to the Planet.”
-Lois: “Nice to meet you. Welcome to the Planet.”
-Clark: “Glad to be here Lois.”

Wonder Woman

-Diana: “It’s about love.”

Aquaman

-Arthur: “Pinocchio was a book?”

Shazam!

-The wizard Shazam: “Say my name so that my power may flow through you.”
-Billy: “Are you serious?”
-The wizard: “Say it!”
-Billy: “Okay, okay! Shazam?”

-Billy: “Shazam!”

I think some useful quotes for Kelex can be derived from the above :slight_smile:

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“Why don’t you just put the whole WORLD in a bottle, Superman?”

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